All Time Low - Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass: Ukulele Chords

      E             G#m
They told me I was lucky
   C#m                  A
To have my chance with you
     E                  G#m
Now last year's summer romance
   C#m                  A
Is this year's winter blues
    E             G#m
I treated you so nicely
    C#m             A
To jewelry and champagne
         E             G#m
But you left me empty handed, yeah
    C#m               A  B
You left me feelin' plain

Chorus:
       E
Now I hope you're
A             G#m
Happy with yourself cuz
F#m
I'm not
 B                    A
laughing. Don't you think it's
G#m
Kind of
C#m                       F#m B
Crappy what you did this holiday?
        E
When I gave you my heart
     A                     G#            C#m  B
You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash
       A
So I wrote you a song,
Hope that you sing along and it goes
F#m             B
Merry Christmas
        E
Kiss my ass.

They say I'm losing my mind (My mind)
I thought that for a while (A while)
I tear down decorations
They remind me of your smile (Your smile)
I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss (First kiss)
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit

Chorus:
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of trashy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing along
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!"

C#m                      G# 
So sick of calling, you won't telephone me
    C#m                     F#
No fuck you girl, I'm going out.
   A                        B           G# 
I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall, now
C#m                     G# 
I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
      C#m                        F#
We'll drink til the bars shut us down
 A                     Am               B
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?

Chorus:
And I ho-ho-hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing (Not laughing)
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
What you did this holiday? (So trashy)
I gave you my heart (My heart), you ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash (Wrapping paper trash)
So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing along
Here it goes, "Merry Christmas,
(Bitch), kiss my ass!"

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass
Happy Hanukkah