Allister - None Of My Friends Are Punks: Ukulele Chords
Learn to play "None Of My Friends Are Punks" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Learn None Of My Friends Are Punks ukulele chords and lyrics
This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "None Of My Friends Are Punks" smoothly on your ukulele.
 B nooone We got it we got it Ok Fuck you!! B E F# None of my friends are punks B E F# None of my friends are punks I don't know You're tough dude That was just funny B E F# None of my friends are punks B E F# None of my friends are punks B they've got pussy corporate jobs E So ill sit here like a fuck Hey dude John's still playing (im so sorry) B None of my E F# friends are punks B None of my E F# friends are punks B They could pull some long shifts E whoooo FUCK Ready? B E F# None of my friends are punks B E F# None of my friends are punks B They all work at corporate jobs E While I sit here like a slob B F# B Yeah none of my friends are punks C# F# G# All of my friends are drunks C# F# G# All of my friends are drunks C# We go drinking every night F# Looking to get in a fight C# G# C# Cause all of my friends are drunks C# Yeah thank you Goodnight Guess that's a wrap I kept laughing because I was thinking it did sound like you were saying "none of my friends are drugs" But then it said "all my friends are drunks" that's not funny at all I don't understand Chorus: B E F# None of my friends are punks B E F# None of my friends are punks B They all work at corporate jobs E While I sit here like a slob B F# B Yeah none of my friends are punks B E F# None of my friends are punks B E F# None of my friends are punks B They converse with upper class E While I sit here on my ass B F# B Yeah none of my friends are punks C# F# G# All of my friends are drunks C# F# G# All of my friends are drunks C# We go drinking every night F# Looking to get in a fight C# G# C# Cause all of my friends are drunks C# F# G# All of my friends are drunks C# F# G# All of my friends are drunks C# And they like to hum along F# While I sing these shitty songs C# G# C# cause all of my friends are drunks | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsB  C#  E  F#  G#  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "None Of My Friends Are Punks" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "None Of My Friends Are Punks" by Allister.