Amy Winehouse - Fuck Me Pumps: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Fuck Me Pumps" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Fuck Me Pumps ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Fuck Me Pumps" smoothly on your ukulele.

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         Bsus4       Bm7          Dm             Fm6
When you walk in the bar, and you dressed like a star,
C            Bm   G
Rockin' your F me pumps.
        Bsus4      Bm7            Dm         Fm6
And the men notice you, with your Gucci bag crew,
       C             Bm      G
Can't tell who he's lookin' to.

'Cause you all look the same, everyone knows your name
And that's your whole claim to fame
Never miss a night, 'cause your dream in life
Is to be a footballer’s wife

Chorus:
                 Am                       D
You don't like players, that's what you say-a,
         G                              C
But you really wouldn't mind a million-aire.
                Am                             D
You don't like ballers, they don't do nothing for ya,
           G                C
But you'd love a rich man, six feet two or taller.

You're more than a fan lookin' for a man
But you end up with one-night stands
He could be your whole life if you got past one night
But that part never goes right

In the morning, you're vexed
He's on to the next
And you didn't even get no text
Don't be too upset if they call you a sket
'Cause like the news, every day, you get pressed

Chorus:
You don't like players
That's what you say
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
All them big ballers
Don't do nothing for ya
But you'd love a rich man six-foot-two or taller

You can't sit down right,
'cause your jeans are too tight
And you lucky it's ladies' night
With your big empty purse
Every week it gets worse
At least your breast cost more than hers
So you did Miami, 'cause you got there for free
But, somehow, you missed the plane
You did too much E
Met somebody and spent the night getting caned

Chorus:
Without girls like you, there'd be no fun
We'd go to the club and not see anyone
Without girls like you, there's no night life
All those men just go home to their wives

Don't be mad at me 'cause you're pushing thirty
And your old tricks no longer work
You should have known from the jump
That you always get dumped
So dust off your "fuck me" pumps

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

Am

Ukulele chord Am

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

Fm

Ukulele chord Fm

Fm6

Ukulele chord Fm6

G

Ukulele chord G

Bm

Ukulele chord Bm

Bsus4

Ukulele chord Bsus4

Bm7

Ukulele chord Bm7

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Fuck Me Pumps" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Fuck Me Pumps" by Amy Winehouse.