Learn to play "Fuck Me Pumps" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Fuck Me Pumps" smoothly on your ukulele.
Bsus4 Bm7 Dm Fm6 When you walk in the bar, and you dressed like a star, C Bm G Rockin' your F me pumps. Bsus4 Bm7 Dm Fm6 And the men notice you, with your Gucci bag crew, C Bm G Can't tell who he's lookin' to. 'Cause you all look the same, everyone knows your name And that's your whole claim to fame Never miss a night, 'cause your dream in life Is to be a footballer’s wife Chorus: Am D You don't like players, that's what you say-a, G C But you really wouldn't mind a million-aire. Am D You don't like ballers, they don't do nothing for ya, G C But you'd love a rich man, six feet two or taller. You're more than a fan lookin' for a man But you end up with one-night stands He could be your whole life if you got past one night But that part never goes right In the morning, you're vexed He's on to the next And you didn't even get no text Don't be too upset if they call you a sket 'Cause like the news, every day, you get pressed Chorus: You don't like players That's what you say But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire All them big ballers Don't do nothing for ya But you'd love a rich man six-foot-two or taller You can't sit down right, 'cause your jeans are too tight And you lucky it's ladies' night With your big empty purse Every week it gets worse At least your breast cost more than hers So you did Miami, 'cause you got there for free But, somehow, you missed the plane You did too much E Met somebody and spent the night getting caned Chorus: Without girls like you, there'd be no fun We'd go to the club and not see anyone Without girls like you, there's no night life All those men just go home to their wives Don't be mad at me 'cause you're pushing thirty And your old tricks no longer work You should have known from the jump That you always get dumped So dust off your "fuck me" pumps | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsAm C D Dm Fm Fm6 G Bm Bsus4 Bm7 Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Fuck Me Pumps" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Fuck Me Pumps" by Amy Winehouse.