Bayside - They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" smoothly on your ukulele.

       A#
You're pulling out your teeth
And I'm the Novocain you
               Dm    A   Dm
pump in your cheeks
                 A    A#
That's why I'm still around
You've got blood running
down your chin
         Dm                  A  
But you suffered peacefully
 Dm                   A  
(suffered peacefully)

A#
She was a termite
Gm                 Dm
Eating away at my roots
       A#
I was just a lost soul
    Gm
Who needed a home
       Dm
I was filling a
void with you

Chorus:
     Dm              Gm
And I  I can't can't wait
   A#
til  you see see see
    Dm          Gm
What  death and disgust
     A  
Have    done to me
     Dm
And I  spent three
Gm
years wishing
A#
For two things that
Dm        Gm
  one day you'd break
        A  
And I'd    get to see
    Dm       A           C
How all the choices you made
       G          A#
Would drive you insane
  A#    F  Gm F  Dm  A   Dm  A   A# Dm  A  
I wish we  never met

  A#
As angry as I sound
That's just the way
                     Dm   A   Dm  A  
I cover up the way I feel
      A#
I've been that way
for years and years
Slave to broken
                 Dm   A   Dm  A  
hearts and sex appeal

A#
She was a termite
Gm                Dm
Eating away at my roots
       A#
I was just a lost soul
    Gm
Who needed a home
      Dm
I was filling a
void with you

Chorus

A#
She was a termite
Gm                Dm
Eating away at my roots
       A#
I was just a lost soul
    Gm
Who needed a home
      Dm
I was filling a
void with you

Chorus

Transpose

Reset

Font size

Reset

Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

A#

Ukulele chord A#

B

Ukulele chord B

C

Ukulele chord C

C#

Ukulele chord C#

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

F

Ukulele chord F

G

Ukulele chord G

Gm

Ukulele chord Gm

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" by Bayside.