Blur - No Monsters in Me: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "No Monsters in Me" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

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Learn No Monsters in Me ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "No Monsters in Me" smoothly on your ukulele.

A                         F
Gary Golf stops all the clocks
E                             Dm
With night nurse slippers and socks
He tries to keep his thoughts clean
By washing with Listerine
A little peck on the cheek
In Dazzed pyjamas and sheets
Keep the light on, I'm not tired
I want to read my Dick Francis,
dirty Fräuleins and nasty Nazis

Chorus:
A
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
G
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
              F                    E   D
(La, la, la) There are no monsters in me
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
(La, la, la) There are no monsters in me

Car alarms letting off steam
Gary hears them in his dreams
Panic outside is seeping in
Just easy listening to him
Turns in his sleep and smiles to himself
There are no monsters in me
'Cause Gary's out on the green
No growing pains for him,
'cause Gary Golf ball eyes is not in

Chorus - x2

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
(La, la, la) There are no monsters in me
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
(La, la, la)
There are no monsters, no monster-monsters in me

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

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If you are also interested in learning how to play "No Monsters in Me" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "No Monsters in Me" by Blur.

Blur - No Monsters in Me: Ukulele Chords

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