Caroline Jones - Normal Person: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Normal Person" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Normal Person ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Normal Person" smoothly on your ukulele.

          C#
You ain’t dealing with a normal person
You ain’t signed up for an easy ride
You had your chances with a stable woman
And you’re the same man who told her goodbye

Chorus:
F#
I ain’t pointing fingers
F#
But if I did
       C#                              G#
I’d be pointing to the wedding ring on mine
        C#
So if I go in for a kiss
5 minutes after both my fists
Were punching sky
And you’re still bleeding
                       G#
From the daggers in my eyes
             C#
Don’t act surprised

There are two victims of these hormones, baby
You can’t tell me you suffer alone
You still want to impregnate me
So who’s the crazier one in this home?

I ain’t pointing fingers
But if I did
I’d be pointing to the wedding ring on mine
So if you get put on ice
When we were having a nice time
Slipped up & strung together words
that weren’t approved of by your wife
Don’t act surprised

Chorus

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C#

Ukulele chord C#

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G#

Ukulele chord G#

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Normal Person" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Normal Person" by Caroline Jones.