chloe moriondo - Plastic Purse: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Plastic Purse" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Plastic Purse ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Plastic Purse" smoothly on your ukulele.

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C                B
Put you in my plastic purse
Em                  A
Zip it up and I'll make it feel worse
 C               B
Oh, I wanna put you in the dirt
Em                      A
But you would probably like that, right?

Too big to be feeding your ego
Look down, see you hanging where the weeds all grow
So cute though, you never know though
Might throw a low blow

C
Sick of dudes in beanies, little weenies
B
Stupid little feeties in Adidies
Em
Rub the lamp if you want and I'm a genie
A           B                    C
I'm a punisher, call me Phoebe, yuh
       B                      Em
I'm a sucker for the little things
       A                B     C
I'm a statue, you're a figurine
          B                    Em
You can't even reach my limousine
        A
But I still really, really, really wanna

Chorus:
C               B
Put you in my plastic purse
Em                   A
Zip it up and I'll make it feel worse
 C               B                       Em
Oh, I wanna put you in the dirt (In the dirt)
Em                       A
But you would probably like that, right?
C                B
Put you in my plastic purse
Em                  A
Zip it up and I'll make it feel worse
 C               B                Em
Oh, I wanna put you in the dirt (dirt)
Em                      A
But you would probably like that, right?

Right?
Like how hard is it for a bonehead,
Cheez-It brain boy to text back?
Like, I know you're not busy
I know you're not working
I know you're not doing anything important,
so what the fuck?

I'm so sick of dudes in beanies, little wienies
Stupid little feeties in Adidies
Rub the lamp, you want it, I'm a genie
I'm a punisher, call me Phoebe, yuh
I'm a sucker for the little things
I'm a statue, you're a figurine
You can't even reach my limousine
But I still really, really, really wanna

Chorus:
Put you in my plastic purse
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse
Oh, I wanna put you in the dirt (In the dirt)
But you would probably like that, right?
Put you in my plastic purse
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse
Oh, wanna put you in the dirt (Dirt)
But you would probably like that, right?

Right?
Right?
You would probably like that, right?
Right?
Right?
You would probably like that, right?

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

B

Ukulele chord B

C

Ukulele chord C

Em

Ukulele chord Em

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Plastic Purse" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Plastic Purse" by chloe moriondo.