Learn to play "Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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E He was playing pool and drinking beer Nothing more'n the occasional tear But this man's life goes on (and) he gets greased All over from time to time At the strip joint, where we met He said 'Hi, my name is Ted See that one over there That ball of thunder B Every time she goes Vavoom I wiggle in my chair Can I buy you a beer? E What a guy 'I've had a few myself' he said 'But I never quit when I'm ahead Too many rules and regulations Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors And another thing I won't discuss is religion It always causes a fight Vavoom There she goes again 'How does she do that' said Ted And he told me of those injustices (that) He had suffered in his life His wife and kids and boss and dogs And neighbours raising cain and causing strife They were forever whining Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying Vavoom He fed them well He keep them warm Ted, Ted the mechanic! Thing about Ted he didn't really care Nothing much got in his hair And the beauty of it was that he was right He was big as a truck and fast as a door (what's that?) he was always right The banjo player took a hike What's that song I used to like Vavoom Big as a truck B E He was fast as a door - Ted E What a guy! Ted the man, our Ted Ted the man, our Ted Ted the man, our Ted | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsE B Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
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