Frank Black - The Hostess with the Mostest: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "The Hostess with the Mostest" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn The Hostess with the Mostest ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Hostess with the Mostest" smoothly on your ukulele.

B    F#          B       G               B
As fluorescents do They blink o'er the floor
        D        F#         E
Of her majestic halls They do
B       F#        B     G              D
I hear surf on kazoo I march with the militia of
     B
the mime
   D               G      F#
Malicious are the times Malicious

In the doors we all flew
To see the great indoors
Of her majestic stalls
Yeah, we flew
Waves break on the shore of the zoo
And I see how Laurasia sure has changed
Imaginary planes
Imagine

Chorus:
E          F#             B
I hit the mall on every Friday
C#m          D#m            F#
When it was biggest in the world -
The hostest

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C#m

Ukulele chord C#m

D

Ukulele chord D

D#m

Ukulele chord D#m

E

Ukulele chord E

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

B

Ukulele chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Hostess with the Mostest" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Hostess with the Mostest" by Frank Black.

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