Learn to play "SIGNED, SOBER YOU" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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C Third shot down, I'm in trouble Am I'm a newly single man, seein' double Dm Fake a smile for all my friends G Then go home alone around 2 A.M. C Then, stumble through the front door, gone as it gets Am Flip the kitchen light on, there it is Dm On the fridge, just my luck G "Read this if you're drunk" Chorus: C Don't think about it, mister Am Don't even touch your phone Dm I know you think you miss her G But I promise you, you don't C There's healing in the lonely Am Sit back, kick off your boots Dm And you'll thank me in the morning G Like you always do Signed, sober you P.S., there's pizza in the freezer, Dumb and Dumber on the TV It's so stupid, that's what you'd be To go diggin' through her Instagram If you're thinkin' 'bout that, read this again Chorus: Don't think about it, mister Don't even touch your phone I know you think you miss her But I promise you, you don't There's healing in the lonely Sit back, kick off your boots And you'll thank me in the morning Like you always do Signed, sober you Signed, sober you C Yeah, well remember last time that you hit her up Am You heard some other guy, how much does that suck? Dm That set you back a month, yeah, trust me, old friend G You don't wanna go down that road again Chorus: Don't think about it, mister Don't even touch your phone I know you wanna kiss her But I promise you, you don't And there's healing in the lonely Sit back, kick off your boots And you'll thank me in the morning Like you always do Signed, sober you, yeah, yeah Signed, sober you | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsAm C Dm G Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
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