Katy Perry - If You Can Afford Me: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "If You Can Afford Me" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn If You Can Afford Me ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "If You Can Afford Me" smoothly on your ukulele.

       F#
If you want me
   C#
a cherry on top
    D#m
the pick of the peck
      B
the crème de la crop
       F#
If you want
me you better
   C#
do better than
       D#m   B
that tonight Oh Oh

       F#
If you want me it takes
C#
more than a wink and
D#m
more than a drink and
 B
more than you think
       F#
If you want me you're
               C#
gonna have to break
           D#m  B
the bank tonight

    D#m
Cuz some don't
have the patience
C#
some call me
high-maintenance
       B
But you pay the bill
cuz that's the deal

Chorus:
             F#
If you wanna ride just name
      C#    G#m
your price don't play
       B
cheap with your heart
             F#
Don't make a bet if
you can't write the
 C#       G#m     B
check for me for me
              F#
Cuz I can be bought
                    C#
but you'll pay the cost
    G#m       B
If you can afford me

       F#
If you want me I'm not
   C#            D#m
a piece of ass a one night
          B
stand a storage ship
            F#
I think you better
       C# D#m   B
walk by tonight Oh no
       F#
If you want me
      C#
then stop begging
  D#m
I don't put out
      B
for charity
       F#
If you want me there's
   C#               D#m  B
no discount price tonight

    D#m
But I don't need
your dollar
      C#
bills I just want
something real
     B
Cuz nothing's free
except a loving me

Chorus

       F#
If you want me
   C#
a cherry on top
    D#m
the pick of the peck
      B
the crème de la crop

Chorus - x2

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C#

Ukulele chord C#

D#m

Ukulele chord D#m

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G#m

Ukulele chord G#m

B

Ukulele chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "If You Can Afford Me" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "If You Can Afford Me" by Katy Perry.