Kiss - 2,000 Man: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "2,000 Man" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn 2,000 Man ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "2,000 Man" smoothly on your ukulele.

          G#
Well, my name it is a number
           D#               G#
It's on a piece of plastic film
G#
And I've been growin' funny flowers
              D#             G#
Outside on my little window sill

Chorus:
               C#              G# C# G#
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
       C#                           G#        D#
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With the Random computer

Chorus:
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

G#  C# G#   D#           C# G#
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy. proud of your sun

C#
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
A#
Like they did when you were young
G#           C#        G#
Or did they come down crashin'
D#              A#           D#
Seeing all the things you'd done
D#               A#    D#
Spacin' out and havin' fun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy. proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashing
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashing
Seeing all the things you'd done
Spacing out and having fun

Chorus:
But, don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids,
they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids,
they just don't understand me at all
Understand me, u-understand me,
u-understand me, now understand me
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids,
they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids,
they just don't understand me at all
I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

C#

Ukulele chord C#

D#

Ukulele chord D#

G#

Ukulele chord G#

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "2,000 Man" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "2,000 Man" by Kiss.

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