Lady Gaga - Mary Jane Holland: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Mary Jane Holland" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Mary Jane Holland ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Mary Jane Holland" smoothly on your ukulele.

Em
Lady of the 'dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
She won't, she won't

Sing at you I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
I will, I will

C
Cuz I love, cuz I love, love
Am
You better than, you better than
Em          C
My darkest sin
         Am     Em         B
Russian hookers and cheap gin

C                        D
I think that I could be fine
           Am               Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                         D
I think we'd have a good time
              Am                   Em
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
 C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow
 C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow

I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
(She won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and play him like a piano, man
(I will, I will)

'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

Chorus

G            D            F             E
I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
    Am               E   G             C D
But it's alright because I am rich as piss
Em         D                 G               C
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
     Am              B
The grass eats up my inside and
     E
my brunette starts to sprout
E
Introducing, ladies and gentleman...
Mary Jane Holland!

Chorus

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

Am

Ukulele chord Am

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

E

Ukulele chord E

Em

Ukulele chord Em

F

Ukulele chord F

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

G#

Ukulele chord G#

B

Ukulele chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Mary Jane Holland" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Mary Jane Holland" by Lady Gaga.