Lorde - Stoned at the Nail Salon: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Stoned at the Nail Salon" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Stoned at the Nail Salon ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Stoned at the Nail Salon" smoothly on your ukulele.

       D                      Em               G
Got a wishbone drying on the windowsill in my kitchen
         D                  Em                   G
Just in case I wake up and realize I've chosen wrong
             D
I love this life that I have
     Em                    G
The vine hanging over the door
                              D
And the dog who comes when I call
       Em                        G
But I wonder sometimes what I'm missing

        A                                    G
But my hot blood's been burning for so many summers now
              D                           A
It's time to cool it down, wherever that leads

Chorus:
       G                  D                             A
'Cause all the beautiful girls they will fade like the roses
    G                         D                      A
And all the times they will change, it'll all come around
          G
I don't know
D        A                           G
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon
D        A                           G    D  A
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon again

Got a memory of waiting in your bed wearing only my earrings
We'd go dancing all over the landmines under our town
But the sun has to rise
When it does, we'll divide up the papers
Two former hell-raisers
I'm still crazy for you, babe

Well, my hot blood's been burning for so many summers now
It's time to cool it down, wherever that leads

Chorus:
'Cause all the music you loved at sixteen you'll grow out of
And all the times they will change, it'll all come around
I don't know
Maybe I'm just
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon again

Bm                G
Ohhhhhh, make it good
Bm                G
Ohhhhhh, make it good
     A7
I'd ride and I'd ride on the carrousel
                     G
'Round and 'round forever if I could
                  D
But it's time to cool it down
               A
Whatever that means
      G                     D                       A
Spend all the evenings you can with the people who raised you
       G                         D                      A
'Cause all the times they will change, it'll all come around

          G
I don't know
D        A                           G
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon
D        A                           G    D  A
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon again

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

A7

Ukulele chord A7

D

Ukulele chord D

Em

Ukulele chord Em

G

Ukulele chord G

Bm

Ukulele chord Bm

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Stoned at the Nail Salon" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Stoned at the Nail Salon" by Lorde.