Maisie Peters - Blonde: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Blonde" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Blonde ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Blonde" smoothly on your ukulele.

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A               E             Bm
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
                D
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

A              E                        Bm
Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned
D              A
And a box of bleach
                     E                       Bm
You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought
D             A
I'd go so extreme
                   E                         Bm
I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more
D              F#m                   E
Startin' with you and every single thing you
         D
said to me

Chorus:
               A                  E
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
                   Bm                 D
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
                 A                   E
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
           Bm
Is that an angel?
              D
No, it's your ex
                    A                      E
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
                    Bm                  D
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
  F#m                 E             Bm
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
                D
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love
I'm headin' out of your league
I'm gonna make your friends say,
"Man, you messed that up"
And I would have to agree
Had some emotional baggage, oh, but
I cut it off
Startin' with you and every single
thing you said to me
Ending with you just wanna talk but
I'm just never free

Chorus

    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             A
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (Yeah)
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             A
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde(It's funny)
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             F#m
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (It sounds great)
    E        D
La-la-la-la-la

A               E             Bm
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
                D             A
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(So I'll fuck it right up)
                E             Bm
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(You'll be super upset)
                D             A
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
                E               Bm
You'll rue the day you did me wrong
               D               A
I'll put your name in all the songs
                  E                Bm
I'll twist that knife, it will be fun
              D
Fuckin' your life up

Chorus:
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex (It's your ex)
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde,
as a blonde, as a blonde)

La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
La-la-la-la-la (As a blonde)
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's your ex)
La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

Bm

Ukulele chord Bm

D

Ukulele chord D

E

Ukulele chord E

F#m

Ukulele chord F#m

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Blonde" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Blonde" by Maisie Peters.