Learn to play "The Shortest Straw" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Shortest Straw" smoothly on your ukulele.
Em F Em Suspicion is your name G Em Your honesty to blame F Em Put dignity to shame G F# F Dishonor Witchhunt, modern day Determining decay The blatant disarray Disfigure F# G F# The public eyes' disgrace A F# Defying commonplace G F# Unending paper chase A G# G Unending F# G F# Deafening A F# Painstaking G F# Reckoning A G# G Em This vertigo it doth bring Chorus: Em Shortest straw Challenge liberty Downed by law Live in infamy Rub you raw Witchhunt riding through Shortest straw This shortest straw has been pulled for you Pulled for you (Shortest straw) Pulled for you (Shortest straw) Pulled for you (Shortest straw) Shortest straw has been pulled for you The accusations fly Discrimination, why? Your inner self to die Intruding Doubt sunk itself in you Its teeth and talons through You're living Catch-22 Deluding A mass hysteria A megalomania Reveal dementia Reveal Secretly Silently Certainly In vertigo you will be Chorus: Shortest straw Challenge liberty Downed by law Live in infamy Rub you raw Witchhunt riding through Shortest straw This shortest straw has been pulled for you Pulled for you (Shortest straw) Pulled for you (Shortest straw) Pulled for you (Shortest straw) The shortest straw has been pulled for you (Shortest straw) Pulled for you (Shortest straw) Pulled for you (Shortest straw) Pulled for you (Shortest straw) The shortest straw has been pulled for you Behind you, hands are tied Your being, ostracized Your hell is multiplied Upending The fallout has begun Oppressive damage done Your many turned to none To nothing You're reaching your nadir Your will has disappeared The lie is crystal clear Defending Channels red One word said Blacklisted With vertigo make you dead Chorus: Shortest straw Challenge liberty Downed by law Live in infamy Rub you raw Witchhunt riding through Shortest straw This shortest straw has been pulled for you Pulled for you | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsA Em F F# G G# Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Shortest Straw" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Shortest Straw" by Metallica.