Nickelback - Next Contestant: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Next Contestant" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Next Contestant ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Next Contestant" smoothly on your ukulele.

Dm           F
I judge by what she's wearing
C              G
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Dm               F
Off of assholes coming on to her
C                 G
Each night seems like it's getting worse
Dm                F
And I wish she'd take the night off
C           G
So I don't have to fight off
Dm             F
Every asshole coming on to her
C          G
It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

F               G
Here comes the next contestant

Chorus:
Dm      F        C     G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm     F         C G
Is that your hand?
Dm            F
I wish you'd do it again
C               G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm            F
I wish you'd do it again
C               G
I'll watch you leave here limping
F               G
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They're cool, but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming onto her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant

Chorus

Dm           F
I'm hating what she's wearing
C          G
Everybody here keeps staring
Dm                    F
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
C              G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C               F
Here comes the next contestant

Chorus:
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
And I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
And I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
And I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
There goes the next contestant

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C

Ukulele chord C

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

F

Ukulele chord F

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Next Contestant" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Next Contestant" by Nickelback.