Nirvana - Beeswax: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Beeswax" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Beeswax ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Beeswax" smoothly on your ukulele.

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A#
I was a seeking out for a funnel
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Like Pepe LePew the scent
Hey, hey, a lightweight clutch

D#     F# D#
clutch!
A  G#    F#   D#     F# D#
I got my titilate spayed
A  G#    F#   D#     F# D#
I got my titilate spayed
A  G#    F#   D#     F# D#
I got my titilate spayed
A  G#    F#   D#
I got my titilate

(Hydraulic push of) kitty ass button
Tweeking and flexing if the wind blows just right
Tacky and thumbs on polyester
High water jumpsuits and a raped ape
Woody has pix-n-facts

Chorus:
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

I don't know why
I've got a joke too silly to say
Don't trust the foams
E D#     F#          C#
I got a dick, Dick, hear my fucking hate!

Chorus:
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

Vinegar and water is gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy
Spawning down stream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeding a cow hamburger raw

Peter brought me a tiki idol
Billy's sneer reminds me of someone
Homesick a bay aboard the Love Boat
Toni Tenille, Sonny Bono
Charo had a nice set of lungs

Chorus:
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed

I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh well you can't live

Chorus:
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

A#

Ukulele chord A#

C#

Ukulele chord C#

D#

Ukulele chord D#

E

Ukulele chord E

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G#

Ukulele chord G#

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Beeswax" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Beeswax" by Nirvana.