Panic! At the Disco - The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know" smoothly on your ukulele.

F                                 E
I Won't Cut My Beard And I Wont Change My Hair,
    Dm                               A
It Grows Like Fancy Flowers But It Grows Nowhere,
     F       E
My Hair, My Hair,

Chorus:
   Dm                                     Am
If I Could Build My House Just Like The Trojan Horse,
     F                       E
I'd Put A Statue Of Myself Upon The Shelf,
    Dm          A         F
Of Course, Of Course, Of Course,

F
Shes The Smoke, Shes Dancin'
Fancy Pirouettes,
Swan Diving Off Of The Deep End Of
My Tragic Cigarette,
       A                           F#m
Shes Steam, Laughing On The Window Panes,
The Never Ending Swaying Haze,
                      A
Oh That Ever Smiling Maze,
Oh That
             F#m
Ever Smiling Maze
A Ballet.

Everything's gone missing,
I've lost more songs to floods
I can't prove this makes any sense,
but I sure hope that it does
Perhaps, I was born with curiosity,
the likes of those of old crows
The likes of those of old crows,
and oh, how the piano knows
The piano knows something I don't know

I won't cut my beard and I won't change my hair
It grows like fancy flowers, but it grows nowhere
My hair, my hair

Chorus:
If I could build my house just like the Trojan horse
I'd put a statue of myself upon the shelf
Of course, of course, of course

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

Am

Ukulele chord Am

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

E

Ukulele chord E

F

Ukulele chord F

F#m

Ukulele chord F#m

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know" by Panic! At the Disco.

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