Penelope Scott - Mommy Fwiend: Ukulele Chords
Learn to play "Mommy Fwiend" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Learn Mommy Fwiend ukulele chords and lyrics
This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Mommy Fwiend" smoothly on your ukulele.
 Chorus:
D#
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm G# A#
Of every suicide hotline volunteer you ever called
D#
I'm not your mom
G7
And I'm not your therapist
G# A# D#
And I'm not safe enough to take this risk
D#
I don't wanna eat your dread
Cm
The very same way
Fm A#
That women swallow cum just to make it go away
D#
And you should treat me better
Cm
Than the goddamn fruit
Fm A# D#
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade
G#
And I know
A# Cm
I know you're sad
G# A#
Let me just remind you
G7
I am not your fuckin' dad
Chorus:
D#
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm G# A#
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
D#
I'm not your therapist
G7
I'm not trained for this
G# A# D#
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Cm Fm
Under coercion
A#
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
G# Fm
Let me remind you
A#
That I am not your dad
I am not your daddy, I can't support you
I can't work through all your
childhood trauma for you
I don’t wanna fuck you like he never could
I don’t wanna be the thing you
fuck to do something you shouldn't
I don’t owe you any space on my bed
This isn't feminism
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette
When I say fuck off, fuck off
Because consent's about more than just
Your cock and the government, so
Chorus:
I don’t wanna suck you off just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you never saw
I'm not your therapist, I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
D# G7
Leveraging my constant guilt against me
Cm G#
And you force me into submission
D# G7
And I would be so much less offended
Cm G#
If you just told me to get back into the kitchen
Fm A#
I don't even feel good about it anymore
G# A#6
'Cause you don't take the advice you fuckin' use
me for
Chorus:
I don't wanna suck you off just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
I'm not your therapist, I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna take a fucking risk
Under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
G# Fm
Let me remind you
A#7
That I am not your dad
G# Fm
Let me remind you
A#7
To call your fucking dad | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsA#  A#6  A#7  Cm  D#  Fm  G7  G#  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Mommy Fwiend" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Mommy Fwiend" by Penelope Scott.