Placebo - Hang on to your IQ: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Hang on to your IQ" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Hang on to your IQ ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Hang on to your IQ" smoothly on your ukulele.

A#
Chinese masseuse, comes between us
F
Talks in haikus, plastic venus
A#
Got a headrush, in her pocket
F
Two rubbers two lubes, and a silver rocket

Chorus:
A#              F
Hang on, hang on to your IQ, to your ID
A#              F
Hang on, hang on to your IQ, to your ID
G F#       A#m
    I'm lonely, I'm lonely
    I'm lonely, I'm lonely

Every morning, my eyes will open wide
I gotta get high, before I go outside
Roll another, for breakfast
Burning clouds around, and in my solar plexus

Chorus

Legs eleven, makes me stay up late
Two fat ladies on my back, and now it's 88
I'm a fool, whose tool is small
It's so miniscule, it's no tool at all

Chorus

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

A#m

Ukulele chord A#m

D

Ukulele chord D

F

Ukulele chord F

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Hang on to your IQ" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Hang on to your IQ" by Placebo.