Puddle of Mudd - Stoned: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Stoned" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Stoned ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Stoned" smoothly on your ukulele.

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C#
I gotta get this shit off my chest
Another sucker behind a desk
You try to tell me that you know best
      C#   F#            B    F#
Snap your fingers, snap your neck

C#
The sunshine has always been an enemy
            F#
(Sunshine an enemy)
            A
My life a chemical insanity (My life will kill me)
C#                                       F#
Sundown is bringing out the freak in me, wired
         A
Getting higher.

Chorus:
    C#        E                 B
So check your attitude at the front door
     G             F#    C#
I'm really getting tired of taking
E                          B
All of your shit when I'm sober
B                     F#     C#      F#  B
I'm thinking that I'd rather be stoned

I gotta get this shit off my back
I run in circles but I won't crack
So fucking sick of your politics
Snap your fingers, snap your neck

Sunshine has always been an enemy
(Sunshine an enemy)
My life a chemical insanity
(My life will kill me)
Sundown is bringing out the freak in me, wired
Getting higher

Chorus:
So check your attitude at the front door
I'm really getting tired of taking
All of your shit when I'm sober
I'm thinking that I'd rather be stoned

C#              B                A  C#  F#
Why you always waste my time, I don't know.
G#m                         G#        C#
Man, I'm thinking that I'd rather be stoned
 C#     A
Hhmm, Hhmm..
C#                      F#
I am my worst epitome, wired
Fucking higher!

Chorus:
So check your attitude at the front door
I'm really getting tired of taking
All of your shit when I'm sober
I'm thinking that I'd rather be stoned

So check your attitude at the front door
I'm really getting tired of taking
All of your shit when I'm sober
I'm thinking that I'd rather be stoned
(Snap your fingers, snap your neck)
I'd rather be stoned
(Snap your fingers, snap your neck)
I'd rather be stoned...

Oh... fuck!
That's funky!
Fuck!

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

B

Ukulele chord B

C#

Ukulele chord C#

E

Ukulele chord E

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

G#

Ukulele chord G#

G#m

Ukulele chord G#m

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Stoned" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Stoned" by Puddle of Mudd.