R.E.M. - Crush with Eyeliner: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Crush with Eyeliner" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Crush with Eyeliner ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Crush with Eyeliner" smoothly on your ukulele.

A   G   D  A    G          D
I know you. I know you've seen her.
A        G     D
She's a sad tomato.
A           G     D
She's three miles of bad road.
A        G          D
Walking down the street.
A       G   D
Will I never meet her?
A        G    D
She's a real woman-child.
A      G            D        B
Oh my kiss breathe turpentine.

Chorus:
E D    G     A E        D     G
I am smitten.  I'm the real thing
          D     E
(I'm the real thing)
 E        D        G     A
Have you seen her come around?
G
My crush with eyeliner

I'm in like
I'm infatuated
It's all too much pressure
She's all that I can take
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (You faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented, too, yeah

Chorus:
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves
And you know me

She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
She's her own invention
(She's her own invention)
That gets me in the throat
What can I make myself be?
Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)
What can I make myself be? (Fake her)
To make her mine?

Chorus:
I am smitten
I'll do anything (I'll do anything)
A kiss breath turpentine
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
You know me (Yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Won't you be my valentine?
My crush with eyeliner

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

D

Ukulele chord D

E

Ukulele chord E

G

Ukulele chord G

B

Ukulele chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Crush with Eyeliner" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Crush with Eyeliner" by R.E.M..

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