Red Hot Chili Peppers - No Chump Love Sucker: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "No Chump Love Sucker" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn No Chump Love Sucker ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "No Chump Love Sucker" smoothly on your ukulele.

E                                  G  D
She's a witch, a brat, a bonafide bore
What's more - she snores, and that is a fact
Cow eyes lie, yes it's time to resist
How did I ever get into this?
How could I ever have kissed that bitch?
So what if she has got big tits

Chorus:
Am
She's the kinda girl
Who changes her mind really quick
G
She's the kinda girl who
C
Won't just let things sit

She came like a cat like a cat to catnip
She came in my lap with her womanly hips
When I first met her I came unglued
When I played the part of a blue-blooded fool
I'm through with your sewage, I'm through with your trash
I always knew that I'd get the last laugh

Chorus

Like two trains on one track are bound for a crash
Two red white and blues we were destined to clash
I can't fix the future, I can't change the past
Like fly by night news we were not meant to last
I'm through with your bluefish, I'm through with your gash
I'm through being screwed with by you and your wack attack

      G
Jump back for chump love
     F#
You won't be back for cover
    F
But no no no no
     E
I'm no chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker

I thought that your love was a matter of fact
But I lost my pride when I realized that
The smack in my bag and my baseball bat
Was all you were after you dirty rat
She's a bitch and a brat and a living disaster
She thought she was fast, boys, but I was faster

No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

Am

Ukulele chord Am

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

E

Ukulele chord E

F

Ukulele chord F

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "No Chump Love Sucker" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "No Chump Love Sucker" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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