Simon & Garfunkel - The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine" smoothly on your ukulele.

    D
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
                                          C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
   D
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
                                         C
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
             A#
Well there's no need to complain
        A
We'll eliminate your pain
        G
We can neutralize your brain
                A
You'll feel just fine now

Chorus:
       G    F         C                 D
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!

Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd
better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test

Chorus

A                       G
You better hurry up and order one
     E                      A
Our limited supply is very nearly gone

Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's
just a little late?
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
We can end your daily strife
At a reasonable price
You've seen it advertised in Life

Chorus:
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

A#

Ukulele chord A#

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

E

Ukulele chord E

F

Ukulele chord F

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine" by Simon & Garfunkel.