Stereophonics - The Bartender And The Thief: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "The Bartender And The Thief" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn The Bartender And The Thief ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Bartender And The Thief" smoothly on your ukulele.

F
when you think about it
he's watching
every word you
 D   F   D          F
say hey dazed and when

he's sussed you out
he calls her up and out
she comes and
hustles us

A#    G
long digging
A#    G
gone fishing
A#     G
love drinking

Chorus:
     D                  G
the bartender and the thief are lovers
  D                        G
steal what they need like sisters and brothers
 D                 G
met in a church a night to remember
 D                     G
robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

He watched the lesbian talk
She kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust
Crushed

He couldn't make the call
His eyes were gripped on licking tongues
Enough's enough
Failed for once

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

Chorus

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

Chorus

Saved what they stole to meet at the altar
Place where they first set eyes on each other
Flew to the sun to start life all over
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

D

Ukulele chord D

F

Ukulele chord F

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Bartender And The Thief" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Bartender And The Thief" by Stereophonics.

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