Learn to play "The Bartender And The Thief" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Bartender And The Thief" smoothly on your ukulele.
F when you think about it he's watching every word you D F D F say hey dazed and when he's sussed you out he calls her up and out she comes and hustles us A# G long digging A# G gone fishing A# G love drinking Chorus: D G the bartender and the thief are lovers D G steal what they need like sisters and brothers D G met in a church a night to remember D G robbing the graves of bodies dismembered He watched the lesbian talk She kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust Crushed He couldn't make the call His eyes were gripped on licking tongues Enough's enough Failed for once Long digging Gone fishing Love drinking Chorus Long digging Gone fishing Love drinking Chorus Saved what they stole to meet at the altar Place where they first set eyes on each other Flew to the sun to start life all over Set up a bar and robbed all the locals | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsA# D F G Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Bartender And The Thief" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Bartender And The Thief" by Stereophonics.