Talking Heads - Facts of Life: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Facts of Life" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Facts of Life ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Facts of Life" smoothly on your ukulele.

Em9
Mon key see and mon key do
Ma king ba bies, ea ting food
Smel ly things, pu bic hair
Words of lo ve, in the air
Sparks fly, shoo ting out
Ma king sure that eve ry thing is wor king
I can’t turn you down
We are pro grammed hap py lit tle chil dren
Mat ter o ver mind
We can not re sis so I won’t fight it
Love is a ma chine
Love is a ma chine without a dri ver
The facts of life
The facts of life
A masterpiece
Biology
Smokey water
Air conditioned
Boys ‘n’ girls
And automation
Chromosomes
Designer jeans
Chimpanzees
And human beings
Machines of love
Machines of love
Strong in body, strong in mind
A love machine with the facts of life
The facts of life
The facts of life
So much sex ‘n’ violence
Must be a bad design
We’re stupid to be fighting
Every night

     G            C
The monsters we create
They welcome us aboard
The best in advertising
From coast to coast
The girls and boys combine
Like monkeys in the zoo
The clouds have silver linings
Looks pretty good

People fall in love like in fairy tales
I’m not sure I like, what they can do
I’m afraid that God has no master plan
He only takes – what he can use
Factory life, ice cream & pie
Factory life
Someday we’ll live on Venus
And men will walk on Mars
But we will still be monkeys
Down deep inside
If chimpanzees are smart
Then we will close our eyes
And let our instincts guide us
Oh oh oh oh no

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C

Ukulele chord C

Em9

Ukulele chord Em9

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Facts of Life" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Facts of Life" by Talking Heads.