The Beatles - The Ballad of John and Yoko: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "The Ballad of John and Yoko" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn The Ballad of John and Yoko ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Ballad of John and Yoko" smoothly on your ukulele.

E
Standing in the dock at Southampton,
trying to get to Holland or France.
    E7
The man in the mac said, "you've got to go back,"
You know they didn't even give us a chance.

Chorus:
                          A
Christ! You know it ain't easy
                          E
You know how hard it can be.
                    B7
The way things are going,
                          E
They're going to crucify me.

Fin'lly made the plane into Paris,
honeymooning down by the Seine.
Peter Brown called to say,
"You can make it OK,
you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain."

Chorus

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,
talking in our beds for a week.
The newspapers said, say what're you doing in bed,
I said we're only trying to get us some peace.

Chorus

 A
Saving up your money for a rainy day,
Giving all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy, when you're dead
     B7
you don't take nothing with you but your soul."

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Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
Eating choc'late cake in a bag.
The newspapers said,
"She's gone to his head,
they look just like two Gurus in a drag."

Chorus

Caught the early plane back to London,
fifty acorns tied in a sack.
The men from the press said "We wish you success,
it's good to have the both of you back."

Chorus

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

E

Ukulele chord E

E7

Ukulele chord E7

B7

Ukulele chord B7

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Ballad of John and Yoko" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Ballad of John and Yoko" by The Beatles.

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