The Kinks - Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues" smoothly on your ukulele.

     G                     C        D          G
I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door
                C
They're demonstrating outside
                 D                           G
I think they're gonna start the third world war
      C                      G
I've been to my local headshrinker
          B7           C   C#dim
To help classify my disease
             D7
He said it's one of the cases of
                        G
acute schizophrenia he sees

Well the milkman's a spy,
and the grocer keeps on following me
And the woman next door's
an undercover for the K.G.B.,
And the man from the Social Security
Keeps on invading my privacy
Oh there ain't no cure for
acute schizophrenia disease

Chorus:
          D                           G
I've got acute schizophrenia paranoia too
D
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia
C           C#dim          D
I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose
 D                  G
Acute schizophrenia blues

I'm lost on the river, the river of no return
I can't make decisions, I don't know
which way I'm gonna turn
Even my old dad, lost some of the best
friends he ever had
Apparently, his was a case of acute
schizophrenia too

Chorus:
I got acute schizophrenia, paranoia too
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia
I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose

They're watching my house and they're
tapping my telephone
I don't trust nobody, but I'm much
too scared to be on my own
And the income tax collector has
got his beady eyes on me
No there ain't no cure for acute
schizophrenia disease

No there ain't no cure for
Schizophrenia disease

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

B7

Ukulele chord B7

C

Ukulele chord C

C#dim

Ukulele chord C#dim

D

Ukulele chord D

D7

Ukulele chord D7

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues" by The Kinks.

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