Learn to play "The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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E7 Sittin' thinkin' sinkin' drinkin' E7 Wondering what I'd do when I'm through tonight A7 Smoking moping, maybe just hopin' E7 Some little girl will pass on by B7 A7 Don't wanna be alone but I love my girl at home E7 C7 B7 I remember what she said E7 She said, "My, my, my don't tell lies! E7 keep fidelity in your head! A7 My, my, my, don't tell lies E7 When you've done your show go to bed. B7 A7 Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly E7 C7 B7 Jump right ahead and you're dead!" Sit up, fed up, low down go round Down to the bar at the place I'm at Sitting, drinking, superficially thinking About the rinsed-out blonde on my left Then I said, "hi" like a spider to a fly Remembering what my little girl said She was common, flirty, she looked about thirty I would have run away but I was on my own She told me later she's a machine operator She said she liked the way I held the microphone And I said my, my, my like the spider to the fly Jump right ahead in my web G Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. C7 G Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. D7 C7 G But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway G Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am C7 G Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am D7 C7 G I'm an under assistant West Coast promo man G Well I promo groups when they come into town C7 G Well I promo groups when they come into town D7 C7 G Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down G Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am C7 G Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am D7 C7 G I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band Yeah, I'm sharp C7 I'm really, really sharp G I sure do earn my pay C7 G Sitting on the beach every day, yeah I'm real real sharp, yes I am I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit Yes I have Here comes the bus, uh oh I though I had a dime Where's my dime I know I have a dime somewhere I'm pretty sure... | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsA7 C7 D7 E7 G B7 Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
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