Zach Bryan - Crooked Teeth: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Crooked Teeth" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Crooked Teeth ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Crooked Teeth" smoothly on your ukulele.

Cm                 D#
If two fill-ups is all it costs
  A#                   Cm
I guess I'll make the drive
Cm            D#
Down past the Texas line
     A#             Cm
Make sure he's not alive
Cm                  D#
Dumped him off of a river bridge
       A#        Cm
in the fall of '84
Cm                   D#
Word got 'round that he climbed out
        A#               Cm
of that muddy Red River floor

  Cm                  D#
Lost my bride to the finest man
    A#                   Cm
she claims to have ever known
Cm             D#
She got to the parking lot
    A#                  Cm
his knees were already blown
Cm             D#
Love is such a mighty drug
  A#             Cm
a mightier disease
       Cm                  D#
Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge
         A#               Cm
with one eye and crooked teeth
    A#                Cm
One eye and crooked teeth
    A#                Cm
One eye and crooked teeth
    A#                Cm
One eye and crooked teeth

Chorus:
      Cm                D#              A#            Cm
Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine
      Cm            D#               A#         Cm
Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines
   Cm               D#            A#         Cm
I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured
 Cm                D#        A#                     Cm
Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured

And I'll drive through Colorado on a rocky stretch of road
With no one who loves me as far as telephone poles go
I wish I was a trusting man, but a trusting man is weak
The only thing worth trusting is some brass through crooked teeth
Some brass through crooked teeth
Some brass through crooked teeth

Chorus

Lost my bride to the finest man she claims to have ever known
When she got to the parking lot his knees were already blown
Love is such a mighty drug, a mightier disease
Bet he misses her floating past the barge
With one eye and crooked teeth

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

Cm

Ukulele chord Cm

D#

Ukulele chord D#

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Crooked Teeth" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Crooked Teeth" by Zach Bryan.

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