Arctic Monkeys - Mr Schwartz: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Mr Schwartz" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Mr Schwartz ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Mr Schwartz" smoothly on your ukulele.

Asus4           A            Bm C#dim
Put your heavy metal to the test
F#                           Em          C
Might be half a love song in it all for you
Asus4              A               Bm C#dim
Timing wise it's probably for the best
F#                          Em
Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute

Chorus:
A                         Em
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
A                            Em
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
A                        G
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes

Gradually, it's coming into view
It's like your little directorial debut
As fine a time as any to deduce
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue

Chorus:
Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew
Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit
And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes

F#                        G# 
And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
    G
Do we win a prize?
F#                        G# 
Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
G                  F#
Do we get a third try?

The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch
There's not one god damn thing that you can do about this

Chorus:
Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips
Askin' after all the wives and the kids
It's at the heart of what the business is

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

Asus4

Ukulele chord Asus4

C

Ukulele chord C

Em

Ukulele chord Em

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

Bm

Ukulele chord Bm

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Mr Schwartz" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Mr Schwartz" by Arctic Monkeys.

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