Arctic Monkeys - Secret Door: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Secret Door" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Secret Door ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Secret Door" smoothly on your ukulele.

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A#        D#m              Gm
Fools on parade cavort and carry on
            Dm
For waiting eyes
                Cm                       Dm
Ones you would rather be beside than in front of
          Cm                         F
But she's never been the kind to be hollowed by the stares

     Gm      Dm     A#         F
She swam out of tonight's phantasm
Gm         Dm       A#       F      Gm Dm
Grabbed my hand and made it very clear
        A#          F             Gm  Dm A# F
There's absolutely nothing for us here
        Gm           Dm
It's a magnolia celebration
        A#                     F
To be attended on a Wednesday night
      Gm                        Dm
It's better that than get a reputation
     A#                F
As a miserable little tyke
    Gm                  Dm
At least that's the conclusion
     A#              F    Gm Dm A#
She came to in this overture

Dm                       Gm
The secret door swings behind us
             Cm
She's saying nothing
            A#        Dm
She's just giggling along

Her arms were folded most indignant
Not looking like she was soon to leave
I had to squint in order to believe
Then like a butler pushing on a bookshelf
I'm unveiling the unexpected
I, who was earlier reluctant
Was suddenly embarrassed and corrected
How could such a creature survive in such a habitat?

Dm                       Gm
The secret door swings behind us
              Cm
She's saying nothing
           Gm
She's just giggling along
Dm                   Gm
Even if they were to find us
            Cm             Dm          F
I wouldn't notice, I'm completely occupied

           A#        D#m
At all the fools on parade
           Gm                   Dm
Cavort and carry on for waiting eyes
               Cm                        Dm
Ones you would rather be beside than in front of
           Cm
But she's never been the kind
       F
To be hollowed by the stares

A#        D#m               Gm
Fools on parade frolic and fuck about
           Dm               Cm
To make a gaze turn to a scribble on
             Dm
a page by a picture
                 Cm
That holds her absence
                     F
But you're daft to think she'd care
A#         D#m Gm Dm
Fools on parade
Cm         Dm  Cm F
Fools on parade
A#         D#m
Fools on parade
           Gm       Dm Cm Dm Cm F
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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

Cm

Ukulele chord Cm

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

D#m

Ukulele chord D#m

F

Ukulele chord F

Gm

Ukulele chord Gm

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Secret Door" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Secret Door" by Arctic Monkeys.

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