Learn to play "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" smoothly on your ukulele.
A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress A# C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if you seem to have the Dm C F E Am weight of the world over you A# G# I cherish your smile Cm D# G# Cm There's a word of peace on your lips Gm G# A# Say it, and with tenderness F G A# I'll cherish you F G I'll cherish you A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend A# C D Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend C F I'm sorry if he hit you with a Dm C F E Am full can of Coke; it's no joke A# G# Your face is bleeding Cm D# G# Cm You'll soon be leaving this town Gm G# to the clowns who worship A# F G No one but themselves A# F Bm No one but themselves C I hate feeling this way Bm C Oh I hate feeling this way F A#7 I know that you hate it too F Gm7 E Oh Now that your coffee's going cold F Gm7 E Oh All of the customers look so old F Gm7 A Oh Honey, if I could be so bold A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress A# C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if the kids hold you in Dm C F cold disregard E Am A I know it's hard A# G# Stick to what you know Cm D# G# Cm You'll blow them all to the wall Gm G# when they realize what A# F G you've been working for A# F G What you've been working for A# F G What you've been working for | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsA A# A#7 Am Bm C Cm D D# Dm E F G G# Gm Gm7 Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" by Belle and Sebastian.