Belle and Sebastian - Dear Catastrophe Waitress: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Dear Catastrophe Waitress ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" smoothly on your ukulele.

A#      A        Dm
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
A#      C         D
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
     C            F
I'm sorry if you seem to have the
Dm     C       F    E    Am
weight of the world over you
A#         G#
I cherish your smile
Cm                D#    G#      Cm
There's a word of peace on your lips
Gm      G#           A#
Say it, and with tenderness
       F      G  A#
I'll cherish you
       F      G
I'll cherish you

A#      A        Dm
Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend
A#      C         D
Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend
     C           F
I'm sorry if he hit you with a
Dm    C      F    E       Am
full can of Coke; it's no joke
A#             G#
Your face is bleeding
Cm              D# G#        Cm
You'll soon be leaving this town
Gm      G#
to the clowns who worship
A#      F    G
No one but themselves
A#      F       Bm
No one but themselves

        C
I hate feeling this way
Bm          C
Oh  I hate feeling this way
F           A#7
I know that you hate it too
F                 Gm7            E
Oh Now that your coffee's going cold
F              Gm7              E
Oh All of the customers look so old
F            Gm7            A
Oh Honey, if I could be so bold

A#      A        Dm
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
A#      C         D
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
     C            F
I'm sorry if the kids hold you in
Dm    C    F
cold disregard
   E       Am A
I know it's hard
A#            G#
Stick to what you know
Cm               D#  G#     Cm
You'll blow them all to the wall
Gm        G#
when they realize what
A#           F       G
you've been working for
     A#           F       G
What you've been working for
     A#           F       G
What you've been working for

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

A#

Ukulele chord A#

A#7

Ukulele chord A#7

Am

Ukulele chord Am

Bm

Ukulele chord Bm

C

Ukulele chord C

Cm

Ukulele chord Cm

D

Ukulele chord D

D#

Ukulele chord D#

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

E

Ukulele chord E

F

Ukulele chord F

G

Ukulele chord G

G#

Ukulele chord G#

Gm

Ukulele chord Gm

Gm7

Ukulele chord Gm7

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" by Belle and Sebastian.

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