Belle and Sebastian - White Collar Boy: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "White Collar Boy" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn White Collar Boy ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "White Collar Boy" smoothly on your ukulele.

           D
You’re a white collar boy and you gave into the law
      G          D            Em          D
(Give in to the pressure, the cops gonna getcha)
 D
You were a thieving dog at work until
they caught your little paw
       G           D          Dm        E7
(Your wage won’t stretch to picking up checks)
      A                   D
A custodial sentence you narrowly avoided
   B7                 Em         Em7
Community service you had to go along with
        A                       A7
You’re banging the rocks at the old city docks
      D        C        G        A
Poor boy poor boy poor boy poor boy
 D        C        G        A
Boy poor boy poor boy poor boy

You were chained to a girl that would kill you
with a look
(It's a nice way to die, she's so easy on the eye)
She said let's get away, but you played it by
the book
(You're a warden's pet, she's a screaming
suffragette)
We ain't in prison, we'll just finish up
and go home
She said, 'Not for me, I've got plans for later on'
So she belted the sarge and she jumped on a barge
(You fell, you fell, you fell, you fell)
(Fell, you fell, you fell, you fell)

Chorus:
G                  F
White collar, got dirt in your pants
        C
You got egg in your hair
         D#
You got spit in your chin
G               F           C
White collar, scared to be bored
G                  F        C
Blue collar, she’s opening doors
G             F           C            D
White collar boy, on the run from the law

She said 'You ain't ugly, you can kiss me if
you like'
(Go ahead and kiss her, you don't know what
you're missing)
My baby, you're special
But there's something not quite right
(She's a Venus in flares and you wanna split hairs!)
Oh, I am innocent, you are the rocket
Things were ok till you took out the copper
Now leave me alone, get used to the chains
(You're a pain, you're a pain, you're a pain,
you're a pain)
(Pain, you're a pain, you're a pain, you're a pain)

Chorus:
White collar, got dirt in your pants
You got egg in your hair
You got spit in your chin
You're a white collar, got dirt in your pants
You got egg in your hair
You got spit in your chin
You're a white collar, scared to be bored
Blue collar, she's opening doors
White collar boy on the run from the law
The law, the law, the law

Get on your bike
Get on your horse

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

A7

Ukulele chord A7

B7

Ukulele chord B7

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

D#

Ukulele chord D#

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

E7

Ukulele chord E7

Em

Ukulele chord Em

Em7

Ukulele chord Em7

F

Ukulele chord F

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "White Collar Boy" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "White Collar Boy" by Belle and Sebastian.

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