blink-182 - Dysentery Gary: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Dysentery Gary" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Dysentery Gary ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Dysentery Gary" smoothly on your ukulele.

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D A D
     Got a lotta heartache
D A D
     He's a fucking weasel
G A G
     His issues make my mind ache
A G A
     Wanna make a deal
D A D
    Cause I love your little motions
D A D
     You with your pigtails
G A G
     What a nice creation
A G A
     Worth another night in jail

Chorus:
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
                   D            Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
   A
I lost the one
     D
I'm giving up
     Bm
she found someone but
          G
There's plenty more
 A         Bm   A   D   G A D G A
Girls are such a    drag


D A D
     So all you little ladies
D A D
     Be sure to choose the right guys
G A G
     You'll come back to me maybe
A G A
     I'll shower you with lies
D A D            Em   D
     Got a lotta heartache
D A D
     He's a fucking weasel
G A G
     Decisions make my mind ache
A G A
     Wanna make a deal

Chorus:
D
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
                D  
that makes you wanna
          Em
kick and scream
G
All along you wish
that she would stay
A                 Bm
Fuck the guy that took her
          A  
and ran away yeah
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
                   D            Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
 G
Life just sucks
   A
I lost the one
     D
I'm giving up
     Bm
she found someone but
          G
There's plenty more
A         Bm    A  
Girls are such a   drag

G
Fuck this place
   A
I lost the war
   D
I hate you all
      Bm
your mom's a whore
 G
Where's my dog?
       A
Cause girls
    Bm    A   D
are such a    drag

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

Bm

Ukulele chord Bm

C#

Ukulele chord C#

D

Ukulele chord D

Em

Ukulele chord Em

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Dysentery Gary" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Dysentery Gary" by blink-182.

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