blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Happy Holidays, You Bastard ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" smoothly on your ukulele.

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               B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
              F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
          B
Christmas Eve and I've only
         F#
wrapped two fucking presents
      G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
   E
I hate hate hate your guts
    B           F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again

Chorus:
Unless your dad will suck me off
B           F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B           F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B           F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
            F#
I'll never talk to you again

            B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       B
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
    B           F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again

Chorus

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

B

Ukulele chord B

E

Ukulele chord E

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G#m

Ukulele chord G#m

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" by blink-182.

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