Bob Dylan - Positively Van Gogh: Ukulele Chords

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When I'd ask why the painting was deadly
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Nobody could pick up my sign
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'Cept for the cook, she was always friendly
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But she'd only ask, "What's on your mind?"

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She'd say that especially when it was raining
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I'd say "Oh, I don't know"
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But then she'd press and I'd say, "You see that painting?
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Do you think it's been done by Van Gogh?"

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The cook she said call her Maria
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She'd always point for the same boy to come forth
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Saying, "He trades cattle, it's his own idea
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And he also makes trips to the North

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Have you ever seen his naked calf bleed?"
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I'd say, "Oh no, why does it show?"
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Then she'd whisper in my ear that he's a half-breed
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And I'd say, "Fine, but can he paint like Van Gogh?"

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I can't remember his name he never gave it
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But I always figured he could go home
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Til when he'd gave me his card and said, "Save it"
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I could see by his eyes he was alone

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But it was sad how his four leaf clover
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Drawn on his calling card showed
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That it was given back to him a-many times over
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And it most definitely was not done by Van Gogh.

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It was either she or the maid just to please me
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Though I sensed she could not understand
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And she made a thing out of it by saying, "Go easy
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He's a straight, but he's a very crooked straight man."

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And I'd say, "Does the girl in the calendar doubt it?
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And by the way is it Marilyn Monroe?"
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But she'd just get salty and say, "Why you wanna know about it?"
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And I'd say, "I was just wondering if she ever sat for Van Gogh