Learn to play "Tombstone Blues" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Tombstone Blues" smoothly on your ukulele.
F# F# B F# The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course F# F# B F# The city fathers they're trying to endorse F# F# B F# The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse F# B F# But the town has no need to be nervous The ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits To Jezebel the nun she violently knits A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits At the head of the chamber of commerce Chorus: B Mama's in the fact'ry F# She ain't got no shoes B Daddy's in the alley F# He's lookin' for food B I'm in the kitchen F# With the tombstone blues The hysterical bride in the penny arcade Screaming she moans, “I’ve just been made” Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade And says, “My advice is to not let the boys in” Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride “Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride You will not die, it’s not poison” Chorus: Mama’s in the factory She ain't got no shoes Daddy’s in the alley He’s lookin' for food I’m in the kitchen With the tombstone blues Well, John the Baptist, after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero, the commander-in-chief Saying, “Tell me, great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?” The commander-in-chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry" And dropping a barbell, he points to the sky Saying, "The sun’s not yellow, it’s chicken" Chorus: Mama’s in the factory She ain't got no shoes Daddy’s in the alley He’s lookin' for food I am in the kitchen With the tombstone blues The king of the Philistines his soldiers to save Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves Then sends them out to the jungle Gypsy Davey with a blowtorch he burns out their camps With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps With a fantastic collection of stamps To win friends and influence his uncle Chorus: Mama’s in the factory She ain't got no shoes Daddy’s in the alley He’s lookin' for food I’m in trouble With the tombstone blues The geometry of innocent flesh on the bone Causes Galileo’s math book to get thrown At Delilah who's sitting worthlessly alone But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill I would set him in chains at the top of the hill Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille He could die happily ever after Chorus: Mama’s in the factory She ain't got no shoes Daddy’s in the alley He’s lookin' for food I am in the kitchen With the tombstone blues Where Ma Rainey and Beethoven once unwrapped their bedroll Tuba players now rehearse around the flagpole And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps for the soul To the old folks home and the college Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain That could hold you dear lady from going insane That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain Of your useless and pointless knowledge Chorus: Mama’s in the factory She ain't got no shoes Daddy’s in the alley He’s lookin' for food I am in the kitchen With the tombstone blues | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsD# E F# B Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Tombstone Blues" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Tombstone Blues" by Bob Dylan.