Fall Out Boy - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "20 Dollar Nose Bleed" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn 20 Dollar Nose Bleed ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "20 Dollar Nose Bleed" smoothly on your ukulele.

         G#           G#      Fm7   G#  
Have you ever wanted to disappear?
           A#m7
And join a monastery
           D#sus4            D#
Go out and preach on Manic Street?
           G#             C7             Fm        G#  
Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger
     A#m              D#
On a passenger plane, passenger plane

           G#
Permanent Jet Lag
 G#             Fm7
Please take me back (Please take me back)
 G#             C#         D#
Please take be back  (Ooh Wooah)
                G#
I'm a stray dog sick
 G#           Fm7
Please let me in (please let me in)
    G#            C#
The mad key's tripping
                          D#
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

Chorus:
          G#
Give me a pen
    Cm   Fm        G#  
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
     C#            G#
But don't let the doctor in
   D#                    Fm
I wanna blow off steam and
     Cm C#        G#
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
     Fm          Fm Gdim G#               G# Gdim Fm
And don't let the doctor,  don't let the doctor in

It feels like fourteen carats, but no clarity, when I look at the
Man who would be king, the man who would be king
Goes to the desert, the same war his dad rehearsed
Came back with flags on coffins and said, "We won, oh, we won"

Permanent jet lag, please take me back (Please take me back)
Please take me back, oh ooh, I'm a stray dog
Sick, please let me in (Please let me in), the mad key's
Tripping, singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

Chorus:
Give me a pen, call me Mr. Benzedrine
But don't let the doctor in, I wanna blow off steam
And call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
But don't let the doctor (ooh), don't let the doctor in (ooh)

G#       Cm
B-b-b-b-Benzedrine
C#          G#
My, my, my Benzedrine
   C#       G#        D#
My B-b-b-b-Benzedrine now

Only one book really matters, the rest
Of the proof is on the television, on the

Chorus:
Woo! Call me Mr. Benzedrine
But don't let the doctor in, I want to blow off steam
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
But don't let the doctor,
don't let the doctor in, oh, uh huh, ooh

Have you ever wanted to disappear?

It's not me, it's you
Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me
Untie the balloons from around my neck
And ground me
I'm just a racehorse on the track
Send me back to the glue factory
Always thought I'd float away
And never come back
But I've got enough miles on my card
To fly the boys home on my own
But you know me, I like being all alone
And keeping you all alone
And the charts are boring, and the kids are snoring
And my ego's in a sling
You say you're not listening and I said I'm wishing
And I said... I said!

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#m

Ukulele chord A#m

Cm

Ukulele chord Cm

C#

Ukulele chord C#

C7

Ukulele chord C7

D#

Ukulele chord D#

D#sus4

Ukulele chord D#sus4

Fm

Ukulele chord Fm

Fm7

Ukulele chord Fm7

G

Ukulele chord G

G#

Ukulele chord G#

Gdim

Ukulele chord Gdim

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "20 Dollar Nose Bleed" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "20 Dollar Nose Bleed" by Fall Out Boy.

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