Learn to play "The (Shipped) Gold Standard" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The (Shipped) Gold Standard" smoothly on your ukulele.
G#m E G#m E Sometimes I want to quit this all and become an ac countant now But I'm no good at math and besides, the dollar is down G#m C#m Plant palm trees on Lake Michigan before it gets cold I gotta feel the wind chill again before I get old F# G#m E I wanna scream I love you from the top of my lungs F# G#m E But I'm afraid that someone else will hear me Chorus: G#m E B F# You can only blame your problems on the world for so long Before it all becomes the same old song As soon as we hit the hospital, I know we're gonna leave this town And get new passports and get, get, get, get, get out now All the yes-men said "no comment," my mouth got going The wrong way and all the calls started snowi-i-ing The time my dad caught me a horseshoe crab And I asked him if throwing it back into the sea would bring our luck back I want to scream "I love you" from the top of my lungs But I'm afraid that someone else will hear me Chorus: You can only blame your problems on the world for so long Before it all becomes the same old song As soon as we hit the hospital, I know we're gonna leave this town And get new passports, get out now G#m E Tell that boy I'll leave you alone G#m E Like a stove, I'll turn my love down G#m E Supra and the prophet are both in the business of souls I want to scream "I love you" from the top of my lungs But I'm afraid that someone else will hear me, whoa I want to scream "I love you" from the top of my lungs But I'm afraid that someone else will hear me Chorus: You can only blame your problems on the world for so long Before it all becomes the same old song As soon as we hit the hospital, I know we're gonna leave this town (Know we're gonna leave this town) And get new passports and get, get, get, get, get out Get, get, get, get, get out now! | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsC#m E F# G#m B Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
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