Melanie Martinez - Detention: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Detention" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Detention ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Detention" smoothly on your ukulele.

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D#m              G#m
I'm not a bad guy
   A#m                   D#m                      G#m A#m
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
                       D#m                        G#m
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
      A#m                     D#m                     G#m
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
A#m
Alright?

D#m
I'm physically exhausted
A#m         G#m
Tired of my knuckles piercing
D#m                          A#m
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
         G#m
Sadness, can't you see it?
D#m                     A#m
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
G#m
Look at how I'm feeling
D#m                          G#m
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it

Chorus:
D#m                      G#m       A#7
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
D#m                            G#m              A#7
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
D#m                       G#m          A#7
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
D#m                        G#m        A#7
Pretending everything's alright is detention

D#m
De-detention
G#m   A#7
De-detention
D#m
Pretending everything's all right is (Shh!)

The teachers don't care about me
Fuck how I feel as long as I make money
They let them do whatever they want to me
They're the customer, I’m chopped meat
I'm chopped meat

I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness
Can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
Don't care how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it

Chorus

De-de-detention
De-de-detention
Pretending everything's alright is detention

I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Stop calling up my phone tryna say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom

Chorus:
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention

Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise
Let me crawl up into your mind
Pretending everything's alright (Is detention)

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#7

Ukulele chord A#7

A#m

Ukulele chord A#m

D#m

Ukulele chord D#m

G#m

Ukulele chord G#m

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Detention" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Detention" by Melanie Martinez.