Melanie Martinez - Nurse's Office: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Nurse's Office" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Nurse's Office ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Nurse's Office" smoothly on your ukulele.

       Dm                A7
Don't cut me, punch me, just let me go
  A#                  A7
Into the nurse's office where I float away
    Dm                      A7
I'm pale as the loose leaf paper they grow
     A#                    A7
From hollowing out all my lungs in the snow

          Dm
Yeah, I'm coughing
      A7
I'm bleeding
 A#              A7
Band-Aids won't heal it
              Dm
Because they hate me
        A7             A#
So I'm faking all of this
         A7
So they take me

Chorus:
         Dm          A7
Take me home, home, home
             A#6              A7
Give me that pink slip of permission
        Dm       A7
This is old, old, old
              A#6           A7
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching

Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, you stare"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there

Yeah, I'm coughing
I'm bleeding, Band-Aids won’t heal it
’Cause they hate me, so I'm fakin’
All of, of this so they take, take me

Chorus

Chorus:
Take me home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
Home
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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

A7

Ukulele chord A7

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Nurse's Office" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Nurse's Office" by Melanie Martinez.