Ramones - Cretin Family: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Cretin Family" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Cretin Family ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Cretin Family" smoothly on your ukulele.

D              D#   D                D#
I am not so upset about my horrible self
      D        D#  D            D#
But why don't you go upset yourself
C               D      C               D
Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face
C           D              C            D
What a disgrace man and you know it's true

Chorus:
D
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
F   E      D#       D
Everyone's against me
D
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
 F  E D#  D
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

Don't stare at me it's freaking me out
Look what's happening now it's all your fault
You can't do nothing absolutely nothing o.k
Why don't you get a hoola hoop
And do the cretin hop and

Chorus

I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do
Here's a little curse it's from me to you
It's nothing gonna happen nothing ever will
You'll be miserable every day your luck
will always be bad bad

Chorus - x2

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

D#

Ukulele chord D#

E

Ukulele chord E

F

Ukulele chord F

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Cretin Family" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Cretin Family" by Ramones.

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