Ramones - The Crusher: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "The Crusher" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn The Crusher ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Crusher" smoothly on your ukulele.

Em
Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
C          A
I'm on my way to stardom
Em
I know I'm ready, I know I'm great
     C             A
But first I've to get in shape
             B
'Cause I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear
       D          A
Gonna tear him up, I swear
      B
This guy thinks he's the champion
       D
Gonna take his belt!
Gonna beat him!

Chorus:
          Em      C           A
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring!

I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him, pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use on that punk
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you're my victim, you're beaten
I'm a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like King Kong

Chorus

Started having second thoughts,
I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear
'em ring the bell
I mean the Russian Bear could probably
tear me limb from limb
He'd probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not good for my health
I'm not coming out of this dressing room
And get beaten up by that goon
Go back to Russia!
Go back home!
Don't wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
I ain't Gonna hide under the bed

Chorus

I'm the Crusher! (Crusher!)
I'm the Crusher! (Crusher!)

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

Em

Ukulele chord Em

B

Ukulele chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Crusher" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Crusher" by Ramones.

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