Status Quo - Mortified: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Mortified" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Mortified ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Mortified" smoothly on your ukulele.

 D   G C D
Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die
Ticket's in my passport
Passport's on the bedroom floor
Money's in my sneakers
Sneakers's what I'm looking for

Chorus:
G
Can't get in, I can't get in
                    C
I can't get in, my key's inside
G
I can't break in, I can't break in
                       D
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

Got to find a spare part
Got to keep it spinning round
Think I'm getting cold feet
Think I'll take it lying down

Mummy's in the bath tub
Daddy's losing money at darts
Need a can of wotsname
Reaches all the other parts
Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die

Chorus:
I can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
Can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

Can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh
I can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Mortified" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Mortified" by Status Quo.

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