Status Quo - Reality Cheque: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Reality Cheque" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Reality Cheque ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Reality Cheque" smoothly on your ukulele.

C7
You're stalling on this you got nothing on me
Now we only got history
I'm playing my cards with an unmarked deck
Cashing in my chips with a reality cheque
Cashing in my chips with a reality cheque

C7
Could have had everything but you're moving on
                            D#        F  C7
now you will know a lot of nothing at all
before I turn into a nervous wreck
I'm paying my bill with a reality cheque
I'm paying my bill with a reality cheque
        F    D#      C
With a fat reality cheque
        F    D#      C
With a fat reality cheque

G7
There's nothing worse than a woman scorned
I'm telling you baby, you're ill informed
                                  A#
lucky for you I'm not feeling mad
                         G7
believe I specialise in being bad

You're stalling on this you got nothing on me
now we only got history
I'm playing my cards with an unmarked deck
cashing in my chips with a reality cheque
cashing in my chips with a reality cheque

I sold your clothes and I cancelled your cards
I changed the lock on the house and the car
And didn't I tell you, the diamonds are fake
I must admit, that's the icing on the cake

It wasn't me that got you into this mess
I wanted to try and make it all a success
But now you're hanging on around my neck
Shaking you off with a reality cheque
Shaking you off with a reality cheque
With a fat reality cheque
With a fat reality cheque
With a fat reality cheque

C7
Paying my bill with a reality cheque
Paying my bill with a reality cheque
                                     A# F
Paying my bill with a reality cheque

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

C

Ukulele chord C

C7

Ukulele chord C7

D#

Ukulele chord D#

F

Ukulele chord F

G7

Ukulele chord G7

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Reality Cheque" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Reality Cheque" by Status Quo.

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