The Pogues - Bottle of Smoke: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Bottle of Smoke" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Bottle of Smoke ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Bottle of Smoke" smoothly on your ukulele.

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C                     F         C
Thanks and praises, thanks to Jesus,
C             F         C
I bet on the Bottle of Smoke
C                   F      C
I went to hell and to the races
    C          F         C
to bet on the Bottle of Smoke
     F                     C
The day being clear, the sky being bright
        F          G             C
He came up on the left like a streak of light
C                         F        C
Like a drunken fuck on a Saturday night
C            F          C
Up came the Bottle of Smoke

Chorus:
F               C
Twenty-fucking-five to one
C                     F
Me gambling days are done
F                            C
I bet on a horse called the Bottle of Smoke
     F  G     C
And my horse won

Stewards inquiries, swift and fiery
I had the Bottle of Smoke
Inquisitions and suppositions
I had the Bottle of Smoke
Fuck the stewards, a trip to Lourdes
Might give the old fuckers the power of sight
Screaming springers and stoppers
and call out coppers
But the money still gleams in my hand like a light

Chorus

Bookies cursing, cars reversing
I had the Bottle of Smoke
Glasses steaming, vessels bursting
I had the Bottle of Smoke
Slip a fifty to the wife
And for each brat, a brand new five
To give me a break on a Saturday night
When I had the Bottle of Smoke

Chorus

Priests and maidens drunk as pagans
They had the Bottle of Smoke
Sins forgiven and celebrations
They had the Bottle of Smoke
Fuck the yanks and drink their wines
The moon is clear, the sky is bright
I'm happy as the horse's shite
Up came the Bottle of Smoke

Chorus

Thanks and praises, thanks to Jesus
I bet on the Bottle of Smoke
I went to hell and to the races
To bet on the Bottle of Smoke
The day being clear, the sky being bright
He came up on the left like a streak of light
Like a drunken fuck on a Saturday night
Up came the Bottle of Smoke

Chorus - x2

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C

Ukulele chord C

F

Ukulele chord F

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Bottle of Smoke" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Bottle of Smoke" by The Pogues.

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