Learn to play "Tosspint" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Tosspint" smoothly on your ukulele.
E D Tosspint rises early, sprung from nightmare's claw Thrice crows the dawn cock, A the mist is on the moor E Tosspint cries from croaking gills, D thank God I'm not forsaken A From the hellish depths of sleep, D at last I am awakened Tosspint flushed his kidneys, rained a golden shower Pleased to piss a good potful, he shat upon the hour Tosspint filled his belly with tripes and ox's tongue A sucking pig stuffed with figs, into his guts he flung Chorus: D Full belly and the dance is merry E Where hunger reigns no strength obtains D The wheel spins, the gurdy hums A Ring the bells and beat the drum Tosspint drinks lustily and pees against the sun All around the hoary oak, the laughing maidens run Tosspint warms his codpiece, to the flour adds the yeast In the field by Tanner's Mill, he plays the two-backed beast Chorus: Twist the spigot, close the hole Stoke the fire and blow the coal The wheel spins, the gurdy hums Ring the bells and beat the drum Full belly and the dance is merry Where hunger reigns no strength obtains The wheel spins, the gurdy hums Ring the bells and beat the drum Tosspint fell foul of dogma and slipped into a schism The trial was quick, the sky grew dark, they led him from the prison Tied him to a stake of oak, lit a fire of wood and coke The crowd sang, his bacon's smoked, the bells rang out, Tosspint's croaked Tosspint, under flaming sky, walks through the fires of Hell Where bestial demons threw the damned screaming as they fell Into pits of burning coals, Tosspint throws up his last bowl Mingled with the soup, his soul Tosspint rises early, sprung from a nightmare's claw Thrice crows the dawn cock, the mist is on the moor Chorus: Twist the spigot, close the hole Stoke the fire and blow the coal The wheel spins, the gurdy hums Ring the bells and beat the drum | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsA D E Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Tosspint" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Tosspint" by The Pogues.