The Smiths - Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" smoothly on your ukulele.

Chorus:
Asus2        Em
Stop me, oh stop me
  C                          D
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Asus2        Em
Stop me, oh stop me
  C                          D
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Asus2       Em                   C                    D
Nothing's changed, I still love you, oh I still love you
      Asus2          Em                  C         D
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Asus2                Em
I was delayed, I was way-laid
     C                            D
An emergency stop, I smelled the last ten seconds of life
Asus2                   Em
I crashed down on the crossbar
         C                          D                  Asus2
And the pain was enough to make a shy bald buddhist reflect
                Em
And plan a mass murder
     C                D
Who said I'd lied to her?
    Asus2                       Em
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never, I never
  C                          D
Who said I'd lied because I never?

I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
And then he really laced into me
Friday night in Out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied? Because I never
And so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor I drank more

Chorus

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

Em

Ukulele chord Em

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" by The Smiths.